Of course my birthday is going to be ruined by this. Fuck off and get out of our lives. Honestly, I am so tired of hearing about you and all of your “problems”. The one day that I get to be super happy and celebrate is turned to be all about you. So just fuck off and stay far away from me.
my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot
they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat
so whenever they see my mom
laughed for a solid five minutes
behaviorism gone wrong
Pavlov is laughing in his grave